Searching for the lost boob

One of the consequences of having a prosthetic breast is that since it is not attached I have to keep track of it.  Who knew this would be an issue? First I have to remember where I got undressed.  There are several choices - two bedrooms and two bathrooms.  Then I have to figure out if I took the prosthesis out of the bra when I put it in the hamper.  Once I lost it for three days because it fell down behind the hamper.  If I were better organized I would have a consistent place to put it.  That's probably not going to happen.  I have the same problem with my hearing aides.  Perhaps my brain is really the problem.  Unfortunately I can't blame this on chemo brain.